The bib depicts one of those circumstances where you can actually believe everything you read.
See, simply magnificent for a nap. Here I am showcasing the Mid-Afternooner that is so popular with kids my age. If you look closely, you can see my arms are tucked in with nearly perfect execution for this nap style.
I'm not going to lie to you, I like the beach, it's kind of becoming my thing.
"...so I was like, 'hey baby'. I had on these shades and this cool 1916 retro swimming trunk that mom picked out. I mean, she didn't actually say anything back to me, probably because she's like 5 months old or whatever, but I could tell she was digging herself some Tighe. It was undeniable. Does my butt look fat to you?"
Big-time dangerous plots being transferred telekinetically in this scene...big-time.
Mom and Grandma took me on my very first Merry-Go-Round. It was actually pretty cool except for one minor disagreement.
Whoooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
That disagreement happened in this instance. I'd vehemently requested a purple unicorn with minimal bedazzlers for obvious awesomeness reasons. As you can tell, she did not honor my request.
Grandma and Grandpa took me to meet their friends, Ed and Linda, and they gave me more presents! They were really nice, which surprised me considering they had such weird names. But we can't all be Tighes I suppose. Either way, they were A-OK in my book...think they've been around a baby or two before.
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