April 24, 2008Concord, NH (AP) – Tighe Lynch of Middleton, NH has been caught in the act snuggling up to an as of yet to be identified blue creature of unknown origin. This discovery comes in the wake of recent disparaging remarks made by Mr. Lynch about blue beings in general, as well as no less than two documented run-ins with such beings. It is rumored that Mr. Lynch has fled town and, thus, was not available for comment. There will be more to follow as this story unfolds.
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